Britney Spears is in a really bad place in life

Sounds repetitive.

If our closest rumour traders are to be believed, Britney Spears is at a horrible place in life. In same lethal, sad place she emerged from a while back.

Now she's back to her old self. After her tragic break up with Jason Trawick, who seems to be unscathed from the break up (according to our finely tuned reports), Britney is in her old way again. You know what they saw about dogs and their crooked tails or something. Well, this bitch has the same thing going on.

The reason for it could be one of the several- her getting fired from X-Factor, her break up with her fiance Jason Trawick and possibly a few others we are trying to get our hands on.

Reports suggest, her relationship with her children are not that great and still deteriorating. She is back on pills with probably plenty of shots of vodka to gulp it down and steamy bartenders in her bed to provide what she needs.

What she needs is a good spanking in her arse. Only because we love you Britney. Only because we love you.

Love,

T.

Don't give us that look Britney. We'll let it go. Only if you will too.

First Lady's inauguration dress

Wow, that some good speech, was it not my lovelies?

Well, apart from the whole Obama Ha-Hu, the second major spectacle of today's inaguration was First Lady Michelle Obama's coat dress which was menswear isnpired and was apparently made of the material mens ties are made of.  that's not weird at all.

Her designer of choice was, ofcourse, the exxentric, the maverick- Thom Browne. Who was also the designer of the year for fall of 2008 (which incidentally happened to be the year MObama became the First Lady) 

May God bless America. Our little blog as well.

With Love,

T.

Khloe calls Kris Humphries a waste of time, more insults follow

Since the Kardashians made their names off tapes, at first of the sexual kind, they are doing their best to keep up with it. Not sexual this time around, the premier of the new season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Kourtney Kardashian Odom is seen giving insults to the still married ex of Kim Kardashian- Kris Humphries.

We've listed out all her witty comments as we feel she's given out all the jokes she's been collecting for months and more might not follow. So here goes:-

1. "Like, seriously, what a waste of your time," - Khloe Kardashian Odom on Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries
2. "It's a really expensive dream that won't leave me alone,I'm annoyed about it, but I've taken it to a level where I'm like, I can't stress about this. The judge says we will be divorced in 2013." - Kim Kardashian. like whatever
3. "He's suing her for an annulment. The only way to legally get an annulment is if there's some type of fraud involved. So Kris said Kim defrauded him to marry her for press." Like that wasn't obvious.
4. "If you wanted to marry someone just for press, wouldn't you have picked someone that was actually popular?"- Khloe, again. OH SNAP
5. "If you ever come across someone who barks for most of his words, don't date him." - Khloe. NO SHE DIDN'T. actually, she did. but yeah.

So there goes. I hope you've enjoyed Khloe's jokes she's been working so hard on. We'll always bring you more.

Share it if you liked it!

Love,

T.

"haha Kris, you're pathetic." "You married me for press"

"He just said I married him for press"

Why is it that can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

OBAMA SWORN IN

Our sexy President Barack H. Obama was sworn in a few minutes ago and we bring to you one of the first Pictures available!

No idea on who MObama was wearing, if you do, write down on the comments below!

Well, our love & support.

-T.

Sex and the Baby

One of Jessica Simpson's handful of talents is getting knocked up- right after getting fat and wearing nice shoes. Of her talent as a pregnant woman, she seems to be quite diverse. If only the same could be said of her acting!

Jessica Simpson, who had  Maxwell Drew Johnson, her first daughter with Eric Johnson is knocked up only months after giving birth to her daughter. Now, again, she is pregnant and bearing good news!

And this time it seems like it's a boy on the cards for the couple! Reportedly, she screamed with joy (how melodramatic) when the doctor told her of the baby's sex.

We're happy for her and her nobody husband. Congrats, Jess. This time around, do lose those tonnes of weight you stores.. as memories.. from your first pregnancy.

I'm out,

T.

SORRY

Snarling around the hollywood pit has been very hard lately but your mistrerss of secrets is back and she's got news!

I'll be once again be regular, unlike Lindsay Lohan's appointments, and try to keep your entertained with my wits and other's worries.

For the time I could not write- SORRY

Love,

T